five guides · seven free articles · plain english

the lazy guides

five short pdf guides about the boring parts of crypto. the parts that decide whether you keep your money.

plain english. one topic per guide. a checklist at the end of each. no coin picks, no signals, no price targets.

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5 short pdf guides · $3.99 each

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short explainers on the same topics as the guides. no email, no account.

free · 3 min readwhitepapers

unlock schedules: the calendar nobody checks

many tokens launch with only part of the supply circulating. the rest arrives on a schedule that's often public. how to read it, with a made-up example.
free · 3 min readself-custody

test your seed backup: the recovery test nobody does

a backup that has never been restored is a theory. how to test a seed phrase backup safely, without moving funds.
free · 3 min readscams

wallet approvals: the permission you forgot you gave

not every drain is a rug by the team. some start with an old approval or a harmless-looking signature. how approvals, permit and revoke work.
free · 3 min readafter death

what your family finds when you die (often nothing)

self-custody means nobody can take your coins. it also means nobody can find them. a checklist for an inheritance plan that doesn't hand over keys today.
free · 2 min readscams

how to spot a rug pull before it rugs you

most rugs are visible before they move. six public checks, one hypothetical, and what passing them doesn't mean.
free · 3 min readrisk

position sizing for people who hate math

one rule, one division, and why it decides whether you survive a losing streak. hypothetical numbers only.
free · 2 min readwhitepapers

whitepaper red flags in 5 minutes

you don't need all 40 pages to know something is off. one question per minute, five minutes, done.

each topic: free articles, the words explained, and one guide.

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what these guides are, and aren't

they are: methods, checklists and made-up examples. sources are listed at the back of each guide.
they aren't: advice on what to buy or sell, signals, or promises that anything becomes safe or profitable.
no paid placements. no product or wallet recommendations. no affiliate links inside the guides.

b9_1155 is one anonymous account. it writes plain guides about keys, scams and risk. the boxer is the mascot.

nfa. education, not financial advice. you can lose all the money you put into crypto.